Fern

Watering hole, bar, pub

She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?

by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019

Fern

1. Inevitable
2. A high confidence in an event, object or person.

Friend 1: " You think you'll pass your exam?"
Friend 2: " Oh heck yeah, I'm going to Fern it!"

by Chubbernaut May 20, 2021

Fern

The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.

I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!

by baddestbiatchvanessa July 20, 2022

Fern

70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"

Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"

by midinerd September 22, 2019

Fern

The hippie New Age sister of Karen.

Did Karen give these organic free-range raisins out for Halloween? No it was her sister Fern.

by SandyW May 30, 2020

Fern

Tired, just so so tried. Zie need to get some sleep

Person 1: Did you see Fern today?
Person 2: Yeah ze looks like zie are gonna pass out lmao

by Jupiter_is_dying December 07, 2021

fern

the most kind and funny but also artistic and creative person with the most beautiful eyes and pretty face

your friend-brenden

woah your eyes are pretty, what a fern you are

by brendong November 22, 2021