by SpoopyPlant March 5, 2022
Get the Dirty Fernmug. ferne is a beautiful, kind, perfect soul that always takes care of the people she loves the most. she brings peace to her lover and safety to them when they need it the most. you can always count on her to be there for you, even when she is struggling herself. ferne is the most perfect person to face this planet, there is not a single flaw in her being. once you see her, you wouldnt ever want to take your eyes off her, she is so pretty. anyone who ever denied ferne the love she deserves is missing out because she is worth so much more than anything on this earth.
by i need a name bro March 28, 2022
Get the fernemug. No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.
~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018
~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018
by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018
Get the No Fernsmug. The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.
by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022
Get the Fernmug. This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.
by anonymous January 18, 2025
Get the fern shufflemug. by the chav patter May 6, 2024
Get the Planting a Fernmug. 