Dick faucet

1. A person or group of people who annoy normal people by incessantly running their mouths about a subject they feel strongly about.

I wish that dick faucet Lenny would shut up. He's been going on about how Trump isn't his president for hours.

Hillary Clinton supporters are a bunch of dick faucets about how Trump isn't their president.

by Jem1977 April 12, 2017

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t enjoy dripping faucets but she needed to pay her rent.

by All Bets Hedged November 30, 2020

Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.

by All Bets Hedged December 1, 2020

Golden Faucet

Like a Golden Shower but when preformed by a midget or "little person".

Tauna can only get off by watching golden faucet porn cause she feels golden showers are just to messy.

by Chris and Steve October 20, 2007

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by Todd January 30, 2005

Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

shit faucet

An orifice between your butt cheeks that shit tumbles out of.

I turned on my shit faucet and laid 14" of cable.

by SquishyNipples December 14, 2003