mtgentry's definitions

Faucet Face

A person who drinks water from the tap.

Wow, Karen is a Faucet Face! Look at her drinkin' that hose water!

by mtgentry February 10, 2010

Reese's Piecenitis

An unhealthy addiction to Reese's Pieces candy. Sufferer's have great difficulty in putting down the oh-so-tasty peanut butter candy in a crunchy shell.

Sir, my blood tests indicate you have Reese's Piecenitis. I suggest you stay away from the candy aisle at the store.

by mtgentry November 15, 2007

Samwer

Samwer is the foul smelling juices that remain at the bottom of a dumpster when its emptied.

I can't believe that guy copied my website, what a Samwer.

by mtgentry May 23, 2012