Faucet Face

A person who drinks water from the tap.

Wow, Karen is a Faucet Face! Look at her drinkin' that hose water!

by mtgentry February 10, 2010

Samwer

Samwer is the foul smelling juices that remain at the bottom of a dumpster when its emptied.

I can't believe that guy copied my website, what a Samwer.

by mtgentry May 23, 2012

Reese's Piecenitis

An unhealthy addiction to Reese's Pieces candy. Sufferer's have great difficulty in putting down the oh-so-tasty peanut butter candy in a crunchy shell.

Sir, my blood tests indicate you have Reese's Piecenitis. I suggest you stay away from the candy aisle at the store.

by mtgentry November 15, 2007