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farfing

the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.
i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting
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Farfinugin Express

verb:
Gracefully leaping while ripping a bellowing fart in mid air.
Christopher farfinugin expressed from the living room to tv room.
by Polly panda May 11, 2009
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farfutavision

HD porn downloaded to an iPod and then veiwed in glorious technicolour on a 42" screen.
I am going to spend the evening watching farfutavision.

He spent all evening having a cheiftan watching farfutavision.

Blimey that farfutavision is amazing.
by goodgodsophie August 5, 2011
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farfignugen

a.k.a. "FARF".

what you say when you can't say the real thing.
FARF!
Who/What/When/Where/Why the farf?
Are you farfin' retarded?
Yo man, that's farfed up...
by Andy Kim February 23, 2005
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Farful

A "finger friend" that is created by using the index and ring fingers as legs, and the middle finger as the snout. They typically have high squeaky voices, and personalities can vary greatly. They have no determined gender. They have a population of twice of the Earth's human population. They are incredibly hard to kill, as they live forever, and are witty and cunning little creatures. Many die due to their own stupidity, because all Farfuls are stupid to some degree. One characteristic that they all share is their craftiness and sassiness. They are not good at planning ahead, and are not aware of what is going on around them. That being said, they are good at strategy and entertainment.

There are many species of Farfuls. The three main groups are Farfuls, Shiblies, and Crawlies. To give a Farful a name you simply put his profession in front of the word "Farfuls". For example, Carpenter Farfuls, Chef Farfuls, Stripper Farfuls, Drag Queen Farfuls, or Realtor Farfuls. There are also, of course, just plain old family farfuls.
For example, one Farful I know has a bipolar characteristic, and is very funny. He acts like a little like a small child, and thinks his way is the best way to do something. He loves sparkles and the colour pink. He sleeps in a homemade bed made out of a washcloth and a tiny hand sewn pillow. He is not able to go to the bathroom alone, and you always have to keep an eye on him.
by GUMNUM July 24, 2011
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farfignoogan

did you see that negative farfignoogan....wtf...
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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Farfiddlyfuckenheim

The very definition and embodiment of sex. Directly related to or derived from amazing sex.
Good Lord, she's farfiddlyfuckenheim.
by Topsyy Kretts April 15, 2008
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