Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help

YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.

by Verbesity December 5, 2009

Flaming Butthole

The result of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then pooping at a later time. Normally your butt will burn while pooping and for a while after.

Ex.1

Guy 1: Man I just ate another bag of those spicy cheetos.

Guy 2: You're going to get such a bad flaming butthole later.

Ex.2

Girl 1: What took you so long going to the bathroom?

Guy 3: I got the flaming butthole again, I need to stop eating those cheetos so much.

by JohnPaullol August 12, 2011

future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

flaming amazon

The flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.

I gave mrs. crabbush the flaming amazon, then choked the bitch with my donkey dick.

by smackdaddy August 16, 2006

Flaming Wally

The act of fucking a girl doggie style, and right when the male is about to climax, he flips her over, sets her pubic hair on fire, and extinguishes it with his jizz.

Dave told that bitch he likes bald pussy, so he had to give her a flaming wally to set her straight

by Harry Sachs September 8, 2006

Flaming Lindsey

A spectacular demonstration of daring and self-confidence whereby an individual strips down completely, tucks the end of a length of tissue paper between the buttocks, lights the distal end, and streaks through a public setting.

I can't believe that Doc did the Flaming Lindsey right through the middle of a voodoo dance!

by XRCIST July 7, 2010

flaming amy

Eating jalapenos before eating out a girl

Dude I just gave my girl a flaming Amy and she had to take a 3 hour shower to stop the burning

by coolkiddude July 9, 2012