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Maggot Faggot

Australian idiom for an individual, usually considered to be social awkward, who will travel out of their natural environment because they have been pressed into being a normal person and go to a party. At said party, they will indulge in small amounts of alcohol and then proceed to act inebriated and moronic. This is usually followed up by the individual avoiding others until late hours in the morning when they will cry themselves to sleep.

Can be shortened to 'Magz-Fagz' or 'Mag-Fag'
Chris: "Hey what's Luke doing in the corner acting like a dickhead?"

Monika: "Hes just a 'Maggot Faggot', forget him and never invite him to anymore parties!"

Luke: "Ha...ha I'm so drunk.....I've had like two beers."

*Luke then proceeds to grab Monika's breasts*
by Normal Aussie December 20, 2009
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Airsoft Faggot

An airsoft faggot is a pathetic, grown-ass man who plays "milsim", but really just uses that as an excuse to play dress up and ass around the woods pretending to be something he'll never be. He will spend literal thousands of dollars to buy the same gear actual soldiers wear in combat so he can look cool on social media for his other airsoft faggot friends. Extreme cases may wear unearned unit patches in attempts at winning cool points from other equally pathetic airsoft faggots.

He wears MultiCam combat pants everywhere as if he's some off-duty Delta operator, and inserts military slang into everyday conversation, despite having no clue what the terms actually mean. He loves the camera, and will waste no opportunity to pose for it all kitted up.

He will even go so far as to tell ACTUAL COMBAT VETERANS that their shooting stance, grip pattern, or cheek weld on a weapon is "wrong", with no service credentials of his own. When others call out his habit of pretend play, he resorts to personal attacks. Even the airsoft faggot knows he has no justification to be an adult playing dress-up.

He doesn't have the balls to actually sign up for the military and will get very butthurt if you suggest he should. He lacks the discipline to commit himself to a lifetime of meaningful service. This is because he is a CHICKENSHIT COWARD WANNABE.
If you shoot plastic BBs at kids while dressing up in gear to pretend you're a soldier, you're probably an airsoft faggot.
by 01101001110 December 25, 2018
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massive faggot

Massive homosexual, whether gay or straight.
Can also refer to a person of great disdain
by matt77800 February 2, 2015
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swag-faggot

The term 'Swag Faggot' comes from the chavy sense of clothing certain teenagers wear and are proud of it. It is mostly looked down upon.
Boy 1: Hey look, there is another swag-faggot.
Boy 2: Yeah, that's Henry's brother.
by DJPrincessLuna October 20, 2013
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Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.
bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
by Billy bob April 14, 2003
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faggoton

In pseudo-physics: a theoretical subatomic particle responsible for homosexuality. Alo known as the gay particle.
Physicists spent billions of dollars on a particle accelerator much bigger than CERN in order to determine whether or not faggotons exist in our universe.
by Play 4 Keeps March 30, 2010
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faggoteer

a pioneer of being a faggot in a group
Hey dude, stop being a faggoteer
by Ill Peerson January 28, 2010
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