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facetimey

This term is very common in Dartmouth College lingo and might be used at other schools as well because it's a useful term. It essentially refers to someone at Dartmouth who -- unintentionally or not -- spends time in time in public, high-traffic locations on Dartmouth's campus — such as Novack Café, FFB (First Floor Berry), Collis Student Center and KAF (King Arthur Flour Café) — with the goal of being seen. It can also be -- and is more often -- used to refer to someone who is very friendly but also superficial and it frequently has a negative connotation.
Callie is very "facetimey" because she spends her afternoons acting like she's studying in Blobby (Baker Lobby) before heading to Collis for dinner and then working on homework with friends on FFB (First Floor Berry in Dartmouth's Library). Her boyfriend is very "facetimey" too because he's totally unafraid to network with Dartmouth professors and alumni.
by Dahhtmouth student September 30, 2018
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face time

The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.
Beth got alot of face time with her girlfriend last night.
by wino joe June 28, 2003
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faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.
I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!
by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017
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lemme face time them niggas

lemme face time them niggas is what robert the 19 inbred faggot said when he penetrated megan with a hentai tentacle.
by niggerstherealclit July 9, 2017
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face time

Time spent being in the office, usually late, for the sake of being seen by others in the office. Particularly prevalent in the investment banking industry especially around bonus time.
I was at work until 2am last night reading Urnabdictionary.com.
That was some serious face time
by this nizzle needs fizzle June 23, 2004
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face time

1. The moment at which Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team must use his masculine charms, usually (though not necessarily limited to) upon an attractive female with large hair, in order to gain access to a building or otherwise perform some smooth-patter feat to ensure the success of the on-the-run ex-military samaritan squad.

2. The first, prolonged, intimate session of sexual contact with Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team, usually no more than half an hour after an episode's closing credits.
Hannibal: "Face, we need you to distract that womanly security guard in order to steal that kettle to make our steam tank."

Templeton "Face" Peck: "OK, it's Face Time."

...or...

Attractive big-haired 80s woman: "Templeton, what are you...?"

Templeton "Face" Peck: "Oh yeah momma, it's Face Time..."

Big-hair: "Oooooh."
by Scribe July 3, 2003
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face time

Cunnilingus!!(did I spell that right?) Dudes get head, the honeys get face time.
+My jaws hurt+ *Why?* +Man, I gave (her name here) about 45 minutes of face time last night to make her come+ *Damn...you must really love her*
by Yawnee July 24, 2006
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