Can't even

Can't deal or can't handle it/you.

"I can't even right now."

by Hanbanan April 6, 2014

even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.

If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

odd-even

When something was so confusing that it can't be defined in set parameters.

Can also stand for 'I don't even know'

Person 1: Did you break up with him or did he break up with you?

Person 2: Odd-even, we just kinda agreed on it.

by Thebabenextdoor October 6, 2018

Not Even A Tower

It’s not even a tower. It’s in ring 1 of Juke’s Towers of Hecc. It doesn’t give any tower points, as it is a mini tower.

Example_Player has beat Not Even a Tower in 0:22:472

by ChaotiaX February 11, 2022

Good Evening

A phrase to use at anytime to confuse and greet people.

9:00am
Person 1: "Hello"
Person 2: "Good Evening

Person 1: "Why TF"

by Off-Target April 26, 2019

Tuesday Evening

The sexual act of spitting into the lover's mouth after an evening's meal.

Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.

Me and my wife gave each other a Tuesday Evening after we had Chinese Fast food.

Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.

by HobGoblin65 October 24, 2011

evening the odds

Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.

“The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”

by The last galaxy March 9, 2023