Ernie

Butthole

I just ate curry, and now Ernie hurts

by Jaimester April 29, 2019

Dirty Erny

When a fierce and powerful woman delivers a brutality of skillful blows to your shaft and combos you into climax

"you alright mate, you're walking funny"
"Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"

by TheRealDrDick August 22, 2019

The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.

I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.

by EFSASK March 6, 2020

erni

If your name is ernie your the best human being on earth

“Ernie is pretty/handsome”

by anonymous November 19, 2020

ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

ernis

If you have this name, you are blessed and you have won in life.

Ernis is the greatest

by Abc.defg January 2, 2017

Ernie Mc Inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney

by yung_noscope December 1, 2020