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The Ernie
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When you
suck
your bosses dick to keep or promote your
job
in the
work
place.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my
boss
The Ernie.
I did The Ernie at
work
so I didn’t have to
work
this weekend.
The Ernie
by
EFSASK
March 6, 2020
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