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Marcellus Erectus 

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.
"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"
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Homo Erectus 

A nickname that gay Musa and his gay boyfriends call each other whenever one of them has a boner.
Musa went to Lance’s house and Lance noticed that Musa has a boner for him. Lance also knew that Musa is gay and that Musa is gay for him, so he called Musa Homo Erectus.
Homo Erectus by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Spicy DPS Erectus 

Spicy Dead Poets Society erectus - When you find sexual satisfaction in language,
Especially when used in quote form
Reading Margaret Thatcher quotes with the bros…I’m about to have to spill the beans that I’m suffering from some Spicy DPS Erectus
Spicy DPS Erectus by J flow August 19, 2022

Disposable Homo Erectus 

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.
jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.