A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)
by banana1997 May 2, 2018

by Waytomuchtime December 30, 2016

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

by Willis Fitnermouth May 10, 2025
