enrique

a weirdo , gets no bitches , is a loser , has no friends . But is someone who can make you laugh

" enrique is a funny guy "

by sotricky April 29, 2022

Enrique

A guy who can gain friends but not women/man to date, He will cat call you and call you "Baby" When your partner is right next to you

Girl 1: Is that Enrique?
Girl: Yeah, I heard he catcalled (Insert name)

by XoxoTonya April 5, 2022

enrique

a very good fortnite player that has no friends and he acts gay around ulises and uriel and he has a thicc booty

enrique is a god at fortnite

by enriquetheog May 28, 2019

Captain Enriques

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.

Hey Trevor!?

Yea?

The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.

Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.

Thanks Trevor.

by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013

Enrique

Enrique is a loyal, man who plays too much but also a sexy man who can be very annoying at times. He can really be the person you most have been seeking to find. The first sight you see of him will be how much of a mysterious, good looking, and lone wolf he might seem to be yet, which makes it the reason girls fall interest at first sight to his appearance. One of the funniest guys you’ll know, and he will make you laugh out of no where. He is hidden as steel when it comes to expressing his thoughts and feelings but once he does, you must cherish that and never let go of him. He can sometimes be a little dirty minded, but not to an extreme level. He can’t take conversations serious. He has one of the most unique and best features (physically). He’s very handsome and has many friends because of his loyalty to the true ones. He defends what is right, what he believes and will do anything for the people he loves. He is defensive which makes it difficult to argue with him especially if he knows he is right or thinks he is. He never brags about himself, only when play around, because once again, he has THAT amazing sense of humor uppon him. One of the top boy/man anyone could ever know.

“Whose that boy walking down the hallway?”
-That’s Enrique!

by Matina February 28, 2022

Enrique

Enriques are known for having beforehaut. Every night a Enrique in your area starts to collect beforehaut from people near him. It is dangerous to feed him with your beforehaut because every Enrique is gay, and will try to kiss you after that.

Enrique Kurt unterstützt PKK

by SemerciEinHurensohn November 22, 2021

Enrique

Enrique is an annoying person who has an amazing sister called Siennah he is a rat but his sister is amazing!

Enrique has such an awesome sister.

by CharleyIsAKaren! August 10, 2020