Emeeko

Emeekerd

Emeekerd is same as Emeeko

by 36qwertyuiop August 27, 2022

cus emek ars

A Hebrew curse word that means "Your mother's vagina"
Usually you say it without the ars, but if you are really pissed off, and you want to give the curse word a very profound meaning you can use the ars in the end.

"cus emek ars the computer broke"
"CUS EMEK ARS Don't touch my mother"
"Cus em em em emek ars" (if you are really pissed you can repeat the beging of the word emek, it sounds better)

by Yohai Shraga August 23, 2007

State of Imaginary Emergency

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

by YAWA February 15, 2019

Emerie

She is a beautiful girl and she is my best my best friend and my howl world ( no homo ) she is super pretty nice and sweet but if sometimes body conscious. She might like u but not show it at all and she’s so amazing

Person 1:Hey Emerie u look good
Emerie : no I don’t

Person 1: yes u do

by Shart MATERAMA November 2, 2019

emerald grass

street name for marijuana smeared in nitroglycerin (the newest club drug?)

Last time we hit that emerald grass, the whole place lit up.

Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?

Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.

by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007

emergency max

this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!

by Officepest December 31, 2007

Emergency Stain

The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.

Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.

1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"

Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"

2.

Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"

by />/ //\/<^/\/ July 17, 2009