The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.
Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
by KeemstarIsMyDad May 09, 2016
Commonly used street slang in western India in the late 1840's, an Egyptian Malibu is a mythological sexual act, performed by an ancient African tribe (that may or may not have even existed!). The Malibu was made famous by King Ramses the 8th in Luxor, Egypt, with his numerous carvings, depicting young women receiving his "seed" through their (no joke) nostrils. This is a rarely seen carving, but it is intact to this day!
"Hey I saw that chick in the Guinness book of world records on tv"
"What did she do?"
"She could take a glass of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct"
"Man, she could probably give a really nice Egyptian Malibu"
"What did she do?"
"She could take a glass of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct"
"Man, she could probably give a really nice Egyptian Malibu"
by haravymas July 23, 2009
Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.
by mcsilverue October 08, 2013
While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".
by vagrantvix January 23, 2007
by Ray Palmer July 14, 2005
When you leave a woman in a bathtub full of cum and let it dry so then the cum will preserve the body.
-Yo where is your girlfriends?
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.
by joey b's January 22, 2016
Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"
Friend 2: "what's that"?"
Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."
Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"
Friend 2: "what's that"?"
Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."
Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"
by The Suspense November 12, 2017