verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).
by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 12, 2008
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by Styxhexenhammer January 01, 2010
Matt Duncan is both a noun and a verb.
As a noun it is used to describe a true ladies man, a man far superior to Edward Cullen and other such snitches. Such a man can pleasure a woman in many ways, and will possess unusually large genitalia as well as an unusually long and flexible tongue. He also would possess stunning good looks, obviously.
As a verb it means to give roses or sometimes flowers, most often one red rose.
As a noun it is used to describe a true ladies man, a man far superior to Edward Cullen and other such snitches. Such a man can pleasure a woman in many ways, and will possess unusually large genitalia as well as an unusually long and flexible tongue. He also would possess stunning good looks, obviously.
As a verb it means to give roses or sometimes flowers, most often one red rose.
I had sex with a Matt Duncan the other night and it was amazing, I had 17 orgasms.
Did you hear what Joe did? He totally Matt Duncaned that chick.
Did you hear what Joe did? He totally Matt Duncaned that chick.
by imbetterthanuare February 28, 2009
Fiona Duncan is the most amazing woman in the world, no. the U.K, well maybe just Scotland... Edinburgh...Maybe just the Corra Office. Despite Fiona's many many flaws, she is beloved by her colleagues. So much so that they make her sit in her own office. Away from everyone.
Fiona's may hobbies include swearing profusely, straddling precarious word choice and using the word "Hello" as a question not a statement. You would be lucky to meet Fiona Duncan, you would also be lucky to be on her "people I hate" list. Fiona's last swear tally was a pretty impressive 77.
Fiona's may hobbies include swearing profusely, straddling precarious word choice and using the word "Hello" as a question not a statement. You would be lucky to meet Fiona Duncan, you would also be lucky to be on her "people I hate" list. Fiona's last swear tally was a pretty impressive 77.
You're such a Fiona Duncan
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