Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Driving the Bus

When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.

while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"

by Jrock c January 13, 2009

driving while black

Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.

It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.

"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."

by aurilla August 16, 2006

D riding

kissing ass or getting up in ones grill. The art of D riding can only be completed by a douchebag who probably is not getting laid any time soon. if someone tells you WHY YOU D RIDING, it probably means you are harassing them or cockblocking

teacher- did you do your homework
student- SON WHY YOU D RIDING

by kalfredy January 13, 2010

war driving

The art of using a laptop computer and specialized "sniffing" software to located usable 802.11 wireless networks--while driving. See also "war chalking."

I posted this definition via a wireless connection i found while war driving the Haight Ashbury.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

driving dirty

Driving with a concealed weapon, illegal substance, illegal narcotic, or drug paraphernalia

Trying to catch me driving dirty

by da_skillitized_homie July 19, 2006

bunk driking

The act of driving a bike while intoxicated. This is a more lawful alternative to driving a car drunk but can end in some hairy spills nonetheless.

Chic: Wow, you're in rough shape, what happened last night? That must have been some party huh?

Dude: Oh the party was truly epic. But while I was bunk driking home some stupid raccoon jumped out in front of me and I crashed into a parked car. Stupid raccoon.

Chic: Umm, you're bleeding on my croissant.

by Hunchback05 April 12, 2010