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The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.
Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*
by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 17, 2021
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Dashaun

Dashaun's always aspire to be great in life, to be remembered throughout the ages for something great they have done.

Dashaun's, however, tend to be challenged when it comes to communication, due to the fact that they think so fast but can't put it into words, often creating uncomfortable miscommunications and strenuous situations.

Dashaun's are talented thinkers and amazingly creative, and always have either strong feelings or no feelings when it comes to a particular subject (where again the communication issue comes into affect and can create undesirable circumstances)

If you meet a Dashaun, approach carefully and attempt friendly communication. if the conversation shows the slightest sign of becoming an argument, quickly leave the area, or you'll get an earful (and possibly an assful... of foot!) (again calculating the effects of strong emotion, poor communication, densely packed and durable muscle, and inhuman creativity, getting into an argument with a Dashaun can turn REAL ugly, REAL fast.)

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Examples:
Girl1: That guy over there looks okay...
Girl2: yea, i was talking to him earlier and he seemed really passionate.
Girl1: you think he may be a Dashaun?
Girl2: could be!

Hater1: i know this one guy, he thinks he's cool cause he has a bunch of friends and can throw a football
Hater2: whatever, man. let him think he's a Dashaun, we'll show him he's not so tough
*later that week on the news, there is a report of two young men around their teens who say they had been jumped by three armed men and refused to talk, although witnesses report seeing only a single young man of average build kicking the two boys and shouting obscenities at them very loudly*
by Dashaun94 August 3, 2011
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dashay

Meaning gorgeous beautiful person inside out has a big heart will give anyone help if able to help funny not to friendly a loner a great listner beautiful skin conplection very stubborn and sarcastic when in love they love hard you can build years with this one once crossed watch out youndont wanna be in the crossfire attitude on 1000
Watch out for she dashay you.
by shayshayshay December 21, 2016
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Darshil

Sexy boy , smokes good weed and that , would be up for anything . Deserves a sexy girl
Everyone wants a darshil
by Heb isnqod eod April 23, 2018
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dash cash

Noun. A supply of cash kept in reserve on a date or other outing, to be used in the event that you need to end the date with haste and have unmet financial obligations.

There can be many circumstances necessitating a speedy exit, such as a medical emergency or a forgotten prior commitment, but the primary use of dash cash is to escape from a blind date in which the other party has misrepresented himself or herself in an unforgivable way.
"I had a date with a girl that I met on OK Cupid. She was witty, funny, and her pictures (full body) showed that she was attractive and had pleasing proportions.

When we met, she was EASILY 100 lbs heavier. I poker faced it for two drinks, and then said "yea, that Halloween party your pictures were from looked pretty awesome."

Her reply? "Oh yea, that was 11th grade!!! What a crazy night!"

I told her that it was unfair to misrepresent one's self like that with pictures that were 7-8 years old, dropped {dash cash} on the bar and split."
by SnarkyNinja September 1, 2012
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procrasta-dash

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005
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Nigga Dash

A word use when in a quick burst of speed is needed.
We got no time! Lets Just Busta Nigga Dash
by Yudai December 24, 2010
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