Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020
Get the Douche Nozzle mug.Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020
Get the Douche Nozzle mug.Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
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Get the Douche Nozzle mug.Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
by Big Dryp December 12, 2023
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by David878 January 12, 2007
Get the douche nozzlery mug.A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
by Lawyering May 17, 2015
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