dork

A person who has odd interests
by gabbiel April 13, 2008
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Someone who tries to write a serious definition on Urban Dictionary.
"2. wiccan link send redefine 20 up, 4 down
A follower of the neo-pagan religion wicca. Wiccans are polytheistic nature worshippers. They worship a 'moon' goddess and horned god. They observe 8 sabbats, Samhain, Yule, Imbolc, Ostara, Midsummer, Beltane, Mabon and Lammas. They are based off of seasonal changes and harvests which also repersent changes in their god and goddess.

Wiccans are not evil, and generally do not do 'bad' magic, they follow the rule of three (Belief that what ever you do comes back to you three times as bad or good depending on what it was you did).

In some respects Wicca is a old religion, as it is the revival of religions that perished when Christianity was spread like a plague through out europe, but wicca as we know it now didn't show up until the nineteen-hundreds.
Wiccans are followers of Wicca."

"Ohohoh, what a dork."
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Dork

A person or object who is quirky, awkward, eccentric, socially inept or simply of lower status
Melox is a Dork with that crying emoticon on msn
by LaNc3 April 30, 2007
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1) An overly obsessive nature that causes social ineptitude i.e.: Star wars Dork, Car Dork, Computer Dork; 2) Someone who has there own unique sense of humor, fashion, and social awareness; 3) A way to insult cool people; 4) The male whale reproductive organ.
1) That E3 convention is for game dorks. 2) This orange haired girl who never stops laughing at baby fetuses is a complete dork. 3) (So and so socialite, famous person works too), you dork. 4) That whale's dork needs its own zip code.
by Gun Dork May 30, 2005
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About 1950, we considered a dork to be a person who sits in the bath tub blowing farts, and then tries to pop them.
Billy, you are a dork (now picture a skinny little nine year old sitting in the tub popping his ...)
by Little Richard June 05, 2003
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Dork

A person who knows almost everything about the subjects that interest them, but who have poor or non-existant social skills.

Commonly confused with nerd and geek, but is different.
"Can you believe that guy just tried hitting on me by reciting the periodic table of elements?! What a dork!"

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Used humorously to describe one's penis.
Man, watching Betty climb out of the hot tub without her top on; my dork sprang to life and bulged right out of my shorts.
by Jose_wanntaka November 26, 2007
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