delusional

Tbates

Never changing your opinion even faced with overwhelming evidence is so delusional man. That's so Tbates of you.

by Alternate guy85 July 12, 2023

fucked up and delusional

It will always be me

I’m fucked up and delusional lmao

by Savage2.6 February 4, 2021

Delusionary

People who make being distracted a lifestyle. (also known as cowards or retreatists)

Mike: Did you notice homelessness has gotten out of control? I went to the local park, there are tents. I walked down the street there are tents and structures. I went to the large department, there are college students and working people living out of vehicles. I went to the pharmacy and I saw one impoverished probably homeless man walk up and punched a woman who looked to impoverished or vulnerable herself. This is ridiculous what is happening in the neighbourhood and this city. It's getting worse.

Dave: Did you see the new Marvel Movie?

Mike in his head: I'm going to distance myself from this delusionary and find mature people to connect with.

Mike to Dave: No, I did not, how was it?

Dave: It was good.

Both parted ways and Mike avoids Dave now, because he's not looking for brain rotting interactions or to check out of a reality he cannot handle.

by Jebus12213454 August 13, 2021

delusiona

The state of mind when you are lost in time and space and nothing around you makes any sense because your brain hasn’t processed it yet. This often happens early in the morning or right when you wake up. It’s when the environment around you feels fuzzy and your thoughts are slow.

person a: “ I’m so tired I feel like I have zero brain cells”

person b: “Ah must be that early morning delusiona”

person a: “delusonaaaaaaa”

person b: “delusionaaaaaa”

by flo111bb2003 June 9, 2022

Delusional

Thinking you are something you’re not.

Liam: Hey guys, I’ve decided to come out as Hank Hill-Kin.

Max: Kin as in. . . You think you are literally Hank Hill?

Liam: Yep.

Max: Wow okay, that’s. . . Uh. . . Really delusional.

by punkass June 8, 2018

delusional bitch syndrome

A dumb bitch(usually a girl) who never has any idea what is going on.

Tati has delusional bitch syndrome (and misses wide open layups)

by Loki yoki September 29, 2019

delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic

by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021