Dog

A tastey snack

Person 1: Man, I'm hungry
Person 2: I killed a dog earlier, want it?

by NothingSpecialAtAll December 27, 2019

dog

A mammal that humans tame and breed to make them look cute. Not to be confused with a cat.

I have a pet dog at home right now. She's probably looking out the window to see if I've arrived at home yet.

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

Dog

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I saw Dog

by Follow.thatreallyweirdcat.onig November 8, 2021

dog

Dog, not the pet/ animal. It is a word used in sentences to describe something as ‘bullshit’, ‘unfair, or ‘rude’. Usually used to describe a snitch.

For example, instead of “That test was unfair” say “That test was dog!”. Or instead of “You are such a snitch!” say “You are such a dog!”

by LiamTheTroll June 18, 2018

dog

totally not a cat

hi there dog

by Shih tzus June 6, 2018

Dogful

1.) a large amount
2.) too much

Synonyms: a fuck load, not dogless

"I went to McDonalds and are a dogful of chips"

by TheHSC123 November 12, 2013

Dog

A canine pack animal who loves human companionship.
Eats cats. Can take down large game. Doesn't sleep all day. Guards the house. Slobbers on the in-laws. Working animal. Easy to train. Happily greets you when you come home. Has good taste in furniture, particularly when eating said furniture.
Most of all, the dog is a great human companion.
Not a cat.

Owner: This is my dog, Butch.
In-law: Oh what a cute- AGH! My shoes!

Owner: Butch, I'm home!!
Butch: *happy greeting*

by Lycanthrope April 9, 2008