Dick in the dirt

When one is too high to function normally for a couple of hours.

Guy 1: "That Medicali medical bong really puts your dick in the dirt."

by GripposRus November 23, 2010

stick their dick in the dirt

A way of saying you are going to stomp somebody out, beat them up, or give them a beat down. Also a way of saying somebody got laid the fuck out in football.

-"Pookie was talking shit about you!"
-"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray!

"It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"

by Lil Yums April 27, 2009

Dick in the dirt

When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.

Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded!
Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.

by Dood Brah October 14, 2012

dick in the dirt

The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.

by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

dick in the dirt

1. The act of being lazy and/or dicking around.

2. In a bad situation with a female friend

Stop being a dick in the dirt and go after that girl.

by acced March 8, 2010