Skip to main content

Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
mugGet the Madam Dictator mug.

Dictater

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.
The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.
by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016
mugGet the Dictater mug.

The Dictator’s Bubble

A psychological and political phenomenon in which an authoritarian leader becomes isolated from accurate information due to state-controlled propaganda, loyalist networks, and filtered intelligence, causing them to overestimate their own power, the strength of their country, or the effectiveness of their policies. This bubble reinforces overconfidence, suppresses dissent, and increases the likelihood of strategic miscalculations, especially in military, economic, or political decision-making.
"Putin’s decisions in Ukraine show he’s living in the dictator’s bubble."
by calasin October 16, 2025
mugGet the The Dictator’s Bubble mug.

Dictator

the asshole who runs north Korea and bitches all day only one person was able to make a documentary about him (person who takes control of a country obtains power by force)
Stop being such a dictator you don't control the U.S.
by the $@#$#@$3 May 27, 2015
mugGet the Dictator mug.

e-dictator

People, mostly company employers, that block/dictate pointless stuff on your computer (such as software updates) just for the sake of blocking that makes work computers almost unusable. Examples are blocking Task Manager or the dinosaur game when you're offline on a web browser.
I am really tired of the e-dictators in charge of my work. They force software updates and block manual updates.
by Ondrashek06 September 1, 2020
mugGet the e-dictator mug.

Dictionary Dictator

A ruthless ruler who seeks the finest literary practices with the use of a holy relic called "The Dictionary".
I'm so tired of college please leave me alone. DICTIONARY DICTATOR
by Bearly Making It Mercer. Inc October 15, 2022
mugGet the Dictionary Dictator mug.

Dictator

Me?
Hym "A dictator? Not yet. I mean, if have to take over the world to get the credit I deserve I'm not really going to have a choice, am I?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
mugGet the Dictator mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email