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Dictator

Someone who rules over a bunch of people who doesn't give a shit what the people they rule over think. They are usually considered as total dicks, which is why they are called DIC-tators.
Kim Jong Un is such a dictator. He doesn't give a shit about his people and he is overall just a total dick.
by Retarded chicken April 18, 2018
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dictatorE

FUCKING COOLEST PERSON EVER IN EXISTENCE
part of coolest friend group ever, kaka
extremely hot
did you see DictatorE over there, i wish i could be as hot as them
by DictatorE February 26, 2022
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Dictator

One whom creates scrumptious tator tots from the male penis
Karen is a dictator
by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019
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Half dictator

Person 1: “well you see he wasn’t actually evil so he was a half dictator”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded
by DoodleGuy November 8, 2021
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dictation deciphering

when the technology can give you signals through body openings that tell you what the person is thinking
The dictation deciphering protected the historical Americans resources.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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Dictator

Stop spying on Americans, or people may think you're a Dictator.
by Thomacide September 7, 2013
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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