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Menu Detector

Menu detector is an object that is used to detect menus. It can be food menus, drink menus, or any other menus. This word is accidentally invented by a highly retarded kid during english language class.
Mr. Brian likes to use menu detector during weddings.
by ilikeyoungboys April 13, 2023
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Zest Detector

A person’s acute ability to tell if someone is gay. Similar to Gaydar.
My Zest Detector went off when I saw his flamboyant outfit.
by Doug Cheetham March 18, 2025
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Metal detector

A simp that goes after every girl but never fucks them
The same way a metal detector always finds but never digs
X:look, Bosco is going after that chick
Y:yeah but he's a metal detector
by VirginBitch420 August 31, 2025
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Furry Detector 2.0

Furry detector 2.0 is the newest version. It's a replacement of Furry Detector 1.0 with heavy improvements. Some new features include: Search history, profile stats, leaderboards, and extra detectors. To detect furries, it scans their username and display name, badges, groups, creations, and their accessories if they have their inventory enabled. After it detects, it will give points, and the higher you have, the more likely you are a furry. You are also able to detect other people if they are Anime, Maids, E-daters, Thugs, or slenders. Sometimes, it may accidentally think that an accessory you have is about furries, even though it is not. Unfortunately, this game has died and is now averaging 1 player or none at all. It has reached 5 million visits and was updated 2 years ago.
Random player: uses furry detector 2.0 to see if his friend is a furry
by robloxian #25 October 25, 2025
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Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️
Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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