by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
Person 1: hey, where u from?
Person 2: Detroit
Person 1: damnnnnn, you're badass
Person 2: 313 represent
Person 2: Detroit
Person 1: damnnnnn, you're badass
Person 2: 313 represent
by jack10581 May 01, 2011
by A cool nerd May 30, 2020
by UNIQUELYU March 28, 2023
The city that caused the majority of Michigan’s population to avoid 8-mile
The city that everyone says is getting better, but really isn’t
Where everyone in Michigan says they’re from, even though almost no one lives there
Crime and murder is high, but at least we have the Red Wings
The city that everyone says is getting better, but really isn’t
Where everyone in Michigan says they’re from, even though almost no one lives there
Crime and murder is high, but at least we have the Red Wings
P1: Where are you from?
P2: Detroit
P1: My friend lives there, he says that it’s not as bad as everyone says
P2: Well he’s wrong
P2: Detroit
P1: My friend lives there, he says that it’s not as bad as everyone says
P2: Well he’s wrong
by GenZConservative June 16, 2019
*Gunshot*
by FancaySpeve June 02, 2021
In terms of cities as women, Detroit is compared to the flashier, sexier, crunchier, trendier cities/women, and often serve to inflate the self esteem of cities who actually aren 't as awesome as they think they are, or are having problems and want someone to make them feel prettier. Some of her worst enemies are actually her cousins (the Detroit suburbs) who think she is an embaressing relative, and think they know what is best for her, but bad mouth her and get in her way. Detroit has problems, but thats not all there is to her. The auto industry, a boyfriend, has been part of her best and worst times.
Los Angeles: Pssst..have you seen Detroit lately? I feel so bad for her. EVERYONE says her days are numbered.
New York: I know. I feel bad sometimes, because we are so awesome and successful. Detroit just doesn't know whats good for her. She needs to get her priorities straight. Her schools are a mess.
((crickets))
or
Portland: Poor Detroit. So unenlightened. She likes abusive men. They should look into local foods, or a market where you can buy fresh food. Plus they need diversity.
Seattle: Oh, I know! Too bad they don't live near water and Canada like us. But they aren't as progressive as us.
Westland (suburb): God cousin Detroit is so embaressing. I just party at her place then get going back.
Birmingham: Its a shame what happened to my cousin Detroit. She should have better shopping. But everyone just wants to come shopping with me.
Eastpointe: I try not to let anyone know about my cousin, Detroit. I really am closer to my cousin, Grosse Pointe. Oh yeah, I used to be East Detroit. We're sooo fancy here.
New York: I know. I feel bad sometimes, because we are so awesome and successful. Detroit just doesn't know whats good for her. She needs to get her priorities straight. Her schools are a mess.
((crickets))
or
Portland: Poor Detroit. So unenlightened. She likes abusive men. They should look into local foods, or a market where you can buy fresh food. Plus they need diversity.
Seattle: Oh, I know! Too bad they don't live near water and Canada like us. But they aren't as progressive as us.
Westland (suburb): God cousin Detroit is so embaressing. I just party at her place then get going back.
Birmingham: Its a shame what happened to my cousin Detroit. She should have better shopping. But everyone just wants to come shopping with me.
Eastpointe: I try not to let anyone know about my cousin, Detroit. I really am closer to my cousin, Grosse Pointe. Oh yeah, I used to be East Detroit. We're sooo fancy here.
by suburbanDetroiter July 10, 2011