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deppenfreude

Taking pleasure in the stupidity or ignorance of others.

A derivative of schadenfreude, from German Depp (dimwit) + Freude (joy). A particularly powerful emotion when the cause of your deppenfreude is berating others for not agreeing with them.
I can't stop watching Intelligent Design videos on youtube, I think I'm addicted to deppenfreude.

I haven't been getting my mainstream media deppenfreude fix since Sarah Palin left the spotlight.
by askpete December 21, 2009
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derpcaps

1. When capital letters are used in sentences randomly, accidentally, or in places that are unnecessary, in a way which is annoying.

2. When someone is typing with the caps lock on without noticing, demonstrating extreme noobishness.
Guy: hEY EVERYONE. jUST GOT THROWN OUT OF mED CUZ i KILLED A CHIHUAHUA.

Grammer Nazi: Dude, derpcaps!
by theguywiththesunglasses November 24, 2010
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Derpbate

To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."
Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!
by HeySeuss November 13, 2011
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derp gland

(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
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Deppsexual

Being attracted to Johnny Depp. Usually a severe case in which you’d leave any sexuality just to be with Johnny Depp.
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry but I have officially came out as Deppsexual. I am willing to leave you for Johnny Depp.”
by Kittycatluvu123 April 19, 2019
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Johnny Depp

The first man in history to win an argument against a woman.
Johnny Depp will always be remembered as the first man in history to win an argument against a woman.
by The Walking Psychopath June 24, 2022
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Depptionary

Depperoo, Depption, Depttionist...so on
by Nicolopolis October 16, 2003
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