by Derek_Lover February 05, 2010
by J-money' September 28, 2017
by Bob12345h April 27, 2012
Anyone who suffers from short person syndrome. Which is a sickness that results in cockiness and the thought that they are better than other people because they have to make up for their height (or something else if you know what I mean) by being cocky.
Man that guy is such a Derek.
John: He is a Derek because he has a short wiener.
Mary: It's true, I have seen it, well, I tried to see it, but
couldn't find it.
John: He is a Derek because he has a short wiener.
Mary: It's true, I have seen it, well, I tried to see it, but
couldn't find it.
by Hottiewithabody March 31, 2007
A slang term used to describe the scum that accumulates around and under the foreskin of the penis as a direct result of excess masturbation. It, as the name might suggest, also reflects a generally dirty nature which is frowned upon by even the skankiest of bitches such as a Corinna.
Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.
Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.
One might say "Dude, I've been jacking so much today I've started to Derek... Smells too".
To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
by Sir IDFK! January 06, 2008