HE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER GAMER PUSSY SLAYER SEX HAVER 100. HE PLAYS DARK SOULS AND HAS A RETARD COUSIN NAMED RYAN. JK BUT NOT REALLY LMAOO. HE IS SEX AND HAS SEX. he is badass and owner of violus. people around him think poop is funny despite IT BEING VERY FUNNY.
by nameIsNotDerek February 18, 2021
"That's so Derek..."
by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 24, 2009
Non-Athletic
by The_Dudee February 10, 2015
Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
by dexius July 28, 2018
The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you
Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you
Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10
Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*
by Birdwurd April 23, 2017
by Wu CHun Yip December 13, 2015
A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.
"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"
"Last night was a total derek."
"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."
"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."
"Last night was a total derek."
"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."
"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."
by Cellularwhore January 09, 2010