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Derek

Derek is that kind of boy that start to be mean and distant, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he likes someone, he’s such a simp like hard simping, but it’s actually cute when he’s talking about his soul mate. The thing is that when he’s sad, you will feel his pain, and it’s just too much. He likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight, you can date him ;)
- Pff, i’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad? Lucky you! I’m stuck with these idiots..
- Oh.. ok never mind i like that class!!
by lyneko101 December 12, 2021
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Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.
"That's so Derek..."
by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009
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Derek

Non-Athletic
Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."
by The_Dudee February 9, 2015
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Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.
by dexius July 27, 2018
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Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10
Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*
by Birdwurd April 22, 2017
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Derek

Always crashes his car.
Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?
by Wu CHun Yip March 22, 2016
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Derek

A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.
"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"

"Last night was a total derek."

"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."

"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."
by Cellularwhore January 8, 2010
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