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He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)
by Mallate March 31, 2005
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detective

Verb. To find, and then tell the details of a pick-up strategy that someone posted on an online public forum to, its intended target.

Possibly originated on the "misc" bulletin board of the bodybuilding forum.
"Man bruh I totally made a thread about whether to pick up this chick who I saw at the gym watching me work my gluts and I all got a message from her talking about that thread! I got detectived! You detectives detectived me! Weak bruh."
by Shiggity April 14, 2014
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detective scrotes

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound
by irnko June 18, 2008
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rejectile

1. From projectile a reverse throw over ones shoulder

2. Something which is the product of something else falling/thrown against gravity and in turn being emitted

3. The bad, possibly harsh end result of something or someone's action(s).

4. Negatively thrown particles - in the direction they're not normally meant to go.

5. Sound:
Wayward and i)textured audio or ii)pitch.
Rougher than reverberation, instead of gentle pizzicato, it's dirty slap-bass. Hammered notes.
Pitch: Instead of gentle verbrato it's jaggered modulation.
The slap technique involves hitting the string from above, forcing it against the fretboard.
When playing, a musician presses the strings down to it in order to change their vibrating lengths, causing changes in pitch. A fingerboard may be fretted, of the bass momentarily, producing a brief puchy note. The string can be hit with any part of the hand, but is most commonly hit with the knuckle of the thumb.

Also like the swing/shudder you get from one object hitting another ie heavy marine rope hitting the deck on a pier.
1. With his back to Stephanie's, James threw the pen lid using a clever rejectile-manouver, flinging it over his head to hit her in her back without her seeing his arm movements.

2. There were some serious rejectile sparks flying from the angle grinder

3. "Well that was a total rejectile of an idea"

4. Caleb jumped, but became a rejectile and was violently pushed away and thrown against the side of the cliff by the turbulent water like a ping pong ball trying to get past an industrial fan.

5. Slap bass is a form of rejectile-sounding music. It began in the early 1910's by Louisianna String Bass player Bill Johnson, who started "slapping" the strings of his bass (a more vigorous technique than the classical pizzicato) after he accidentally broke his bow on the road with his band in northern Louisiana in the early 1910s.
by fireMayden November 19, 2004
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A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
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detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.
I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool
by rentboi May 25, 2005
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Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.
I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
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