Defenestration

The act of throwing somebody out of a window.

ex:
person 1:“I just defenestrated the science teacher! No more homework!”

person 2:“what”

person 1:“what”

person 2:”why tf would you commit defenestration on her-“

person 1:”you complained about having the homework so I solved the problem! you’re welcome!”

by yae miko’s left ear December 18, 2021

Defenestrated

To groom a minor

yooooooo i just heard that Abby got defenestrated by Morgan

by AstralNova January 18, 2024

Defenestrate

To throw someone or something out of a window

I got defenestrated because of my rude behavior

by Oreofluff August 12, 2020

defenestrate

the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole

Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances

by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018

Defenestrate

To fuck someone out of a window.

You're kind of ugly, my friends really hate you, but if you come over I'll defenestrate you.

by deathbydick September 24, 2020

defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

defenestration

The act of jumping out a window.

(username) learned the meaning of defenestration.

by doors gaming February 12, 2024