Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Deception party

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deceit/deception.

They threw me a deception party and I hated it.

Do not do a deception party please.

Sometimes a deception party is really fun.

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

deceptively athletic

Another term for a white sports-player. Frequently associated with “Total Floor General”, “High sports IQ”, and “Team Leader.”

John is deceptively athletic even though he’s 6’5 and 10% body fat

by Randy Randinger July 14, 2021

deceptioned

1. To be deceived. 2. When one attempts to swindle money out of you.

1. Timmy's girlfriend lied to him, he got totally deceptioned. 2. You mean I have to subscribe to this site to get access to the stress-test of this game? Are you trying to deception me or what?

by thedubixcube July 24, 2008

Orbs of Deception

when a women shows ample amounts of her breasts, sending any one with little power into a hypnotic trance, obeying her every command.

I almost fell for those orbs of deception.

by Mr. Clean with hair February 27, 2011

Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009