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DarthRandall

One of the founding members of the ENSMPW/bb. Also known as the Teflon Sith Lord. Someone who is rude, crude, loud, obnoxious, yet refreshingly conservative.
Mike is such a tool! He went all "DarthRandall" on Fred for eating the last wing!
by TheUnclieChrist October 6, 2009
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Darth Vade

Verb: To act like Darth Vader, to put it plainly.
Darth Vader: I like to Darth Vade things.
by SARAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH August 26, 2008
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Dartford Grammar School

Commonly referred to as DGS.

Living hell. The definition of an exam factory and the headmaster is obsessed with Japan (fucking weeb). They use every chance they get to steal your money and the students there live an unbelievably sad life of daily homework and excessive revision. The teachers take it as their number 1 objective to stop you from having fun and their word is always taken over the students. They love to interfere with your already depressing life at whatever chance they get. The teachers act posh when in reality they’re sad weirdos that drive home in their fords every night thinking of the next way to make their students miserable. The teachers have access to all your information at any given time and if a teacher feels like being a prick they can add a note with a false description on you that is reflected system-wise and is therefore used to judge you by other teacher’s. Their computer security is fucking shambolic and some teachers are so nosy with the 24/7 intent to inflict misery upon you. They take pride in useless waffle and telling you their shit stories. The teachers are absolutely jobless. The school is technically a prison, you’re trapped in it, no phones, certain haircuts, forced uniforms, forced equipment and certain obligations. The students do NOT enjoy it here. If you want your child to grow up being a fucking neek that nobody likes then DGS is the place for him. You’re forced to learn some shit languages (japanese and chinese) from year 7.
Ayyo wys g, what school do you go now?
Oh I go Dartford Grammar School now
Yooo I’ve heard that place is absolutely fucking shit, they make you do that shit white sport ennit?
Yh they make us do rugby and trust me the school is so fucking bad

Ahh thats a bit peak for you styll 🤣
by dgs is shit November 28, 2019
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cherry darts

An Opie and Anthony stunt where whipped-cream-covered cherries are flung at a person's anus. Points scored for sticking it.
"In cherry darts, Patti will lean up against the lesbian couch, while we fling cherries at her bung."
by JezzerinSF January 30, 2006
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wax dart

Phrase describing an excessive buildup of unused semen over time, jokingly said to have hardened into a form resembling a dart.

The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.
Next time I cum, it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out of my dick.
by kevin j.k. March 26, 2007
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lawn darts

An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.
"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."
by Carl J. Maltese November 1, 2007
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dartmouth high

A bunch of pussies that think they are better than everyone else, even though they are raging cocksuckers and cant beat Bishop Stang in hockey. They feen on the fact that they beat Stang 48-3 in football in one game.
Wow that kid must go to Dartmouth High cause hes a raging cocksucker!
by Father Doerr March 3, 2014
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