Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.

Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

dandruff machine

someone who rarely showers, or does not use the right products to control their ridiculous dandruff

Kate: man, that guy is so gross. doesn't he know to use Head and Shoulders?

Kim: I know, he's a total dandruff machine

by SteelDragon April 13, 2010

got dandruff some of its itchin

A term used to replace "god damn son of a bitch" or when trying to refrain from using the lords name in vain!!

that got dandruff some of its itchin is pissin me off!!

by jugatech November 18, 2007

Devil's dandruff

slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'

Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)

Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.

by fVck_m3th August 06, 2024

booty dandruff

small pieces of toilet tissue that get caught in a chick booty hair when she wipe post dump.

She bent over to give it to me and she had booty dandruff!!!

by koolestlateeno June 25, 2014

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 03, 2021

Italian dandruff

Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.

Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.

by Bicycle Party December 28, 2023