Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

Matthew Davey

Debatably the world's greatest guitarist. Super chill dude. Has been playing guitar since 2014. Hard rock guitarist. Mostly self-taught, except for the basics.

Matthew Davey is honestly the greatest guitar player ever.

by JesusLover159 January 11, 2023

big dick davey

Aubergine man who likes to go to Vegas

Phoney: Dave, why does your name tag say “Big Dick Davey?”

Dave: Sportsy gave it to me. What, you think I’d let a precious gift from my old sport go to waste?

by Toy Freddy is the best boi January 7, 2021

Getting my darey up

To psych oneself up or build up the confidence to do something.

Mum, I’ll jump off these stairs soon, I’m just getting my darey up.

by Gel Airstream August 30, 2023

Davey Goodtimes

A dropshot of tequila in redbull..

We give davey goodtimes to women, to get them to do things they would not do sober.

by elpresidentez March 9, 2010

davey

A slightly handsome Jewish boy who enjoys hot sauce and chicken and hates people who practice their golf swings in public.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is a Davey, I think I'm in love with him.
Person 2: Yeah, that's a pretty normal reaction.

by Satchmo Turpentine April 9, 2008

Daney

Daney defines herself. She doesn't shit from anyone, especially not zombies. A true fighter till the end, she is a must have for any zombie apocalypse. Greek statues fall apart when she walks near due to her immortal beauty. The Goddess of Goldfish.

1.GODDAM that Daney just made all those statues crumble! Now we can only gaze upon her magnificence

2. Oh shiznit, zombies are coming! Better call Daney!

by Greatful Goldfish February 8, 2012