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Ball Cycle 

A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.
Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!

Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.

Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
Ball Cycle by Larry Finster December 22, 2009

Facebook Cycle 

Going on Facebook and every thing you do leads to something else. In the end you're on Facebook for 4 hours and all you've done is comment a few pictures and like a few statuses.
I was supposed to start homework 4 hours ago but I was on the Facebook cycle.
Facebook Cycle by Nenster January 17, 2011

Raburn Cycle 

(n) A feat in baseball rarely achieved in which a batter strikes out, flies out, grounds out and is credited with an error in the field in the same game. Named after Detroit Tigers utility player Ryan Raburn, who since entering the league has achieved the feat at least 37 times costing his team multiple games and possible postseason berths.

See also, Inge Triple Crown
The day after Albert Pujols recorded his first Raburn Cycle, the St. Louis Cardinals 1st baseman announced his retirement from the game and promptly burned all of his bats and gloves.
Raburn Cycle by brainpinky June 28, 2011

Net Cycle 

The period of time spent lackadaisically surfing the internet while trying to put off work. Can last multiple hours, and usually consists of random youtube videos, checking facebook, and other sites you periodically visit, filled with brief periods where you seriously question your ability to concentrate on a simple assignment without wasting a whole night.
John: Dude, have you finished the questions for chapter 5 yet?

Tom: Nah man I've been in a net cycle all night, its like I have ADD.
Net Cycle by the1truthteller February 18, 2010

Liquor-cycle 

shortned term of motor-"cycle" with liquor added as a prefix.

A small, low cc scooter, or moped. Used by persons who have obtained excessice DUI's and can't drive a normal road vehical legally. Therefor they retreat to a street legal, and non-liscence required moped, or "liquor-cycle"
"Yep. Jimbo got picked up on a DUI again, he wanted a ride but I told him to take his liquor-cycle"
Liquor-cycle by Redcoat01 February 21, 2009

Hit the cycle 

To sleep with a blonde, brunette, redhead & bald girl/guy I the span of a week
Dude 1: What's Bob been up to?
Dude 2: Not much, but he did hit the cycle last week.
Hit the cycle by Sly fox February 27, 2015