The greatest baseball team in the history of history. Some people currently know them as the 'Lovable Losers' however in November of 2009 this name will no longer be approiate. They are gonig to win the World Series this year and I don't care if you think that a different team will win. I respect your opinion but you are absolutley WRONG. Epic Fail. The Cubs will win 101 games during the regular season and will go on to win the World Series (btw 101 years ago they won their last world series, that is why it will be 101 wins)
Bret: The Chicago Cubs are going to win the world series!!!
John: No they aren't
......November 2009......
John: Hey Bret, I heard the Cubs won the World Series
Bret: Yeah! What now bitch!
John: No they aren't
......November 2009......
John: Hey Bret, I heard the Cubs won the World Series
Bret: Yeah! What now bitch!
by Bret! February 24, 2009
by Bob October 17, 2004
1. A Major League Baseball team from Chicago, Illinois. (n)
2. A team that has not won the World Series since 1908. (n)
3. A team that blames their misfortunes on a goat. (n)
4. A team that blamed a 2003 Game 6 loss on a fan rather than their manager and players. (n)
5. A team whose fans think that they will win the World Series before the season begins, but loses their thinking after they see their team on the bottom of the division 10 days after the season starts. (n)
6. A team whose fans do not know the game of baseball, but attend games to get intoxicated. (n)
2. A team that has not won the World Series since 1908. (n)
3. A team that blames their misfortunes on a goat. (n)
4. A team that blamed a 2003 Game 6 loss on a fan rather than their manager and players. (n)
5. A team whose fans think that they will win the World Series before the season begins, but loses their thinking after they see their team on the bottom of the division 10 days after the season starts. (n)
6. A team whose fans do not know the game of baseball, but attend games to get intoxicated. (n)
-The Chicago Cubs fans screamed their rallying cry: "maybe next year"
-A Chicago Cubs fan ordered another beer and asked a fellow game attendee what the score was.
-A Chicago Cubs fan ordered another beer and asked a fellow game attendee what the score was.
by Johan S April 10, 2007
One of the greatest franchises in baseball. A true Cubs fan loves the game, loves the Cubs, sticks with the Cubs no matter what, and doesn't worry about the Sox or how any other team does.
by Johnny Moran December 30, 2011
Major League Baseball team in the amazing city of Chicago, Illinois. Though they've had a lack of winning the World Series for a long, long time, they're not always that bad a team and have a history winning a lot of games (Though they do really suck some times). I'm a true Cubs fan and I'm not some Sox hater either, they're just another Chicago team to me, and they're fine.
by JohnChorleyCubsBullsBlackhawks June 22, 2012
The child of a cougar. Usually a sullen teen girl who is embarrassed by her skanky mother's taste in men closer to the cub's age than her own.
by alltheothernamesithoughtofweretaken June 05, 2006
Someone to be pitied. A lost soul perpetually waiting for the arrival of a once in a millenium alignment of good management, coaching, and injury/error free players. A person duped by a wonderful ballpark and team owners into accepting consecutive seasons of failure. A drain on Chicagos economy because they waste so much time, energy, and money going to day games.
Boss: Where's Mark?
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
by m1z_w1z_11 August 30, 2005