Cartoon Network

A cartoon channel that only shows half of an anime series, repeats it 50 times, and replaces it with fucking reruns of "A Pup Named Scooby Doo".

Fuck Cartoon Network. I'm gonna go bootleg all my favorite anime shows instead.

by AYB May 8, 2003

Watching Cartoons

When you get high off of a recreational drug to the point of hallucination.

1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.

by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011

the demented cartoon movie

a movie created by Brian Kendall to make you laugh your ass off.

Zeeky Boogy Doog!!!!

by Billy bob joe jr the second the third coming horatio esquire the fifth twice removed on my fathers side April 10, 2004

Cartoon Nostalgiatard

Someone who only like the 90s and early 2000s cartoons and hates every cartoon afterwards. Their mostly millennials living in their mother's basement watching cable tv on their mother's old cube tv spending their lives ranting about cartoons like modern spongebob, TTG, on sites like YouTube oftenly saying that those who likes the cartoons they dislike have bad taste. Not to mention that they watch kid cartoons and rant about them but if you mention that they'll use the statement "animation isn't just for kids" it's true that animation could also be for adults but that doesn't mean you don't still look stupid when you rant about kid shows directly aimed for kids up to the age of 10 in your 30s. Lots of them are also enterbots and don't have their own opinions and blindly hate modern cartoons because other enterbots hate it.

Person: I like Kamp Koral and TTG...
Cartoon Nostalgiatard: Dude those shows suck and you have bad humor, at least we had good cartoons in my day!
Person: OMG here we go again...

by Robloxian101yt December 18, 2021

Cartology

In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.

We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.

by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011

Cartoon Network

A channel that used to be good back in the 90s but then added their original series which the majority of them suck ass except Samurai Jack, Cartoon Planet and Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Then in 2001 they added Adult Swim which is a block of comedy and anime. Cartoon Network plays their original series, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry and Scooby Doo to death. The only good thing about CN now is Adult Swim.

Cartoon Network, where have you been? You're killing us with this kiddie junk!

by the retro toon freak August 4, 2006

sydney carton

based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed

to pull a sydney carton

i heard phil pulled a sydeny carton the other day. sucks to be him.

by ninja December 12, 2004