Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Cretin

Jake Paul

Jake Paul likes to kick kats down stares he is dangerously cretinous

by H-T-I-D February 19, 2022

illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins

Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."

by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024

Hairy Cretin

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"

by Holobalales June 1, 2024

Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

by 0∅7 December 17, 2023

fascist fuck cretins

"Fascist fuck cretin" is a highly offensive and derogatory term. It likely combines "fascist," a term referring to someone who supports or enforces authoritarian, right-wing, and nationalist ideologies, with vulgar insults. The term "cretin" is an outdated and offensive term historically used to describe someone with a physical or mental disability, though it is now generally understood as a generic insult. Together, this phrase is meant to severely demean someone or an elitist group of corrupt individuals, suggesting they are not only politically reprehensible but also profoundly foolish or contemptible.

Look at those chemtrails in the sky and the glyphosate in our food! We can thank the likes of those elitist, fascist fuck cretins and their fugly fucking snouts. We can show our gratitude by stomping those wee little cockroaches like no tomorrow as they are nothing but mush up under my boots.

by AnonymousjomamaMS. July 5, 2024

Cretin

Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him

Person 1- your such a cretin

Person 2- you mean a sam Humberstone

by R.marsh64 May 23, 2022