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Craig

Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.
"Omg gurlll i just fuckked Craig and now i have a lung puncture, im legit dying rn."
by notcraigatall November 23, 2021
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Craig

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual
Craig: Looks for something in bookbag
Students: Everyone RUNNNNN!!!!
by Keyaun December 1, 2022
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Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!
"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"
by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009
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Craig

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!
"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"
by 234oo February 15, 2006
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Craig

Key part of a phrase used by one married or otherwise involved person to ascertain the willingness of another such person to engage in extramarital affairs. Answering this question in the affirmative generally indicates not only a willingness to fool around, but also a sexual desire for the person posing the question.

This question can be readily posed to someone in most situations.

The use of “Craig” is an allusion to craigslist where these relationships are sought on a regular basis.

This is similar to the infamous “do you know Dorothy” question posed when attempting to ascertain one’s status as hetro- or homo-sexual.
M1: "Do you know Craig?"
M2: "Yes, I've known him from time to time."
M1: "Great! We should go to lunch with Craig."
M2: "That would be perfect."
by Playa411 January 28, 2008
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Craig

Craig's are usually lazy, and addicted to football. They love food, and sleep, and lazing around on the sofa all day long.
What are you doing today?

Craig: I'm gonna take a nap then watch the football

Shock...
by ABRibena October 28, 2014
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The Craig

The last bit of a bowlpack of mary jane.

The last bit of a bowlpack that gets sucked theough the pipe.

The last hit of a bowl that tastes terrible, or is mostly of ash.
"Should I throw the craig out."

"You gave me the craig!"
by MassholeMary March 25, 2017
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