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Last Course

The Last Course is a male's expectation to receive a gratuitous blow job or hand job from his male or female partner after treating said partner to wonderful meal at a fine dining establishment. The Last Course is typically served up in the car on the ride home. Once in the car, the male unzips his pants and tenders up his stiff, rigid penis for the expected blow job or handy from his mate. It is customary, proper manners and a show of appreciation for the partner to oblige and to savor the flavor of the Last Course.
John took his new girlfriend Penny out for a lovely steak dinner at his favorite steakhouse. Upon leaving, John tendered up his rigid cock on the drive back to her apartment. Penny graciously obliged to John's engorged satisfaction and savored every drop of the meal's Last Course.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
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because of course

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.
No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!
by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014
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First Course

A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.
Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
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you look like a five course meal

When a guy tells you this it basically means he can eat you all day. It could be used as complement or Sexual term but either way we all know what term you'll choose
by Xysticc June 4, 2017
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of course theory

When something that could possibly goes wrong - in fact - does go wrong .

Therefore making someone say (to themselves), "of course", in a sarcastic tone.
"Badass! I just got GTA IV for PC and I have better than recommended system requirements!"

*Installs Game*

"...And its laggy as hell..." OF COURSE

©"Of Course Theory"
by Tickbaby January 17, 2010
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Golf Course Lunch Kiosk

A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.

A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
Duuuuude, one week and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk
by Elite Master of Pwn September 29, 2010
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Trojan course

The bread and dips you get fed at the start of a Greek meal to fill you up before the really good stuff is served.
We had the banquet last night. They have us so much pasta to begin with I couldn't even touch the lobster by the time it arrived. It was a real trojan course.
by The Salty Albatross September 20, 2016
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