corn on the cob

A penis with poop on it from anal sex.

Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.

by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021

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Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

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Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

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You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.

"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."

by BlueGemini January 22, 2024

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Virgin Corn on the cob

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels

"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"

by BlueGemini January 24, 2024

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