When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar  January 13, 2018
 Get the Texas Corn Cobmug.
Get the Texas Corn Cobmug. by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021
 Get the corn on the cobmug.
Get the corn on the cobmug. Oral sex in which a woman takes the penis and nibbles along the shaft lengthwise, similar to eating a juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer picnic.
Me- I was out with this girl and she tried to corncob me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020
 Get the Corn-cobbingmug.
Get the Corn-cobbingmug.  Get the Corn Cob Dikemug.
Get the Corn Cob Dikemug. You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
 Get the virgin corn on the cobmug.
Get the virgin corn on the cobmug. He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
 Get the Corn on my cobmug.
Get the Corn on my cobmug. by Andy Scarth November 19, 2022
 Get the Ohio Corn Cobbingmug.
Get the Ohio Corn Cobbingmug.