cop

1) pig
2) po-po
3) 5-0
4) a stupid ass person who tries to deal with criminals by threating them w/ a baretta...try to dela with thugs and get fucked up

yo u see dat pig he be eatinb dougnuts again

by Fabolous May 5, 2003

cop

one who gets little to no respect from teens. What the teens don't understand is that if you don't get high, and don't go 50 mph on a public road, then the cops won't f*ck with u. people conform to the rules, and you'll get along just fine.

too many examples to name.. go to any high school and see how teens treat even the security officers ( lovingly called rent-a-cops)

by ALeN BaLeN April 28, 2003

to cop it

To be the victim of a bad twist of fate. Observers might say "copped it!" or "uuuuunlucky".

1) "Yuk, i copped it in the eye"

2) Luke copped it totally when Brenden covered his pillow in pubic hair.

3) Watch out, unless you want to cop it in the eye.

by The Ant October 20, 2006

Cops

Relativly pointless.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD!!!!! The cops are on or tails! RUN!
Guy 2: Cops? Aren't they the guys who sit on their asses all day eating donuts and sucking dick?

by matthias azamer February 7, 2007

cop

to get
to aquire
to obtain
to bring into your possession

ay...on ya way to tha spot...cop a bottlte of dat blue hypnotiq. lol

by slim from 209 March 30, 2005

cop

Dude who's ruining the party.

"Man, who brought the cop?"

by kingsexy February 28, 2003

Cop

singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.

"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"

by Oxyura leucocephala July 23, 2021