A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
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via the media,
corporations make individuals feel
so superior to most people
they feel disgusted of others
and stop interacting with them.
via the media,
corporations make individuals feel
so superior to most people
they feel disgusted of others
and stop interacting with them.
The glorification of movie stars, and the innate—it seems—cognitive bias that makes everyone think they're better than almost everyone else, help induce "consumer self-isolation".
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Consumers buy a product, therefore are willing accept all defects or ingredients related to that product? Because all of the loved ones that we feed, cloth & care for with these products; that may have antibiotics, "natural flavor" (unregulated), hidden chemicals and defective merchandise make them matter less? It is a word for people of little importance or value compared to the profit that most industries see, as larger than our lives.
Disrespectful word for people who lamely buy their product, who are at the bottom of the food chain and the term they use for establishing our insignificance. Thus, burdening us to purchase poor quality products for insignificant consumers who don't merit our worth or their acknowledgment as human beings or people. It's a word to group all walks of life into one entity as if we are one mindless idiot; but if you don't buy that product, you may not feel affected. Using the word consumers; means and is inferred as a single entity that consumes; treated like a creature that runs along consuming whatever is in it's path.
Consumers buy a product, therefore are willing accept all defects or ingredients related to that product? Because all of the loved ones that we feed, cloth & care for with these products; that may have antibiotics, "natural flavor" (unregulated), hidden chemicals and defective merchandise make them matter less? It is a word for people of little importance or value compared to the profit that most industries see, as larger than our lives.
Disrespectful word for people who lamely buy their product, who are at the bottom of the food chain and the term they use for establishing our insignificance. Thus, burdening us to purchase poor quality products for insignificant consumers who don't merit our worth or their acknowledgment as human beings or people. It's a word to group all walks of life into one entity as if we are one mindless idiot; but if you don't buy that product, you may not feel affected. Using the word consumers; means and is inferred as a single entity that consumes; treated like a creature that runs along consuming whatever is in it's path.
Corporations sells items to consumers that are made to break so that they can sell them the same item again and again.
Consumers are used to being taken advantage of, so many don't complain when they could.
Small businesses should thrive to provide consumers with personal attention since many Corporations don't want to bother and cannot be contacted by phone.
Consumers are used to being taken advantage of, so many don't complain when they could.
Small businesses should thrive to provide consumers with personal attention since many Corporations don't want to bother and cannot be contacted by phone.
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John: WHO ARE YOU YOU ARE A GOD
me: I have consumed nutrients and now will destroy the entire universe. join me in my conquest. You must consume nutrients
me: I have consumed nutrients and now will destroy the entire universe. join me in my conquest. You must consume nutrients
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