Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

Confirm Target

Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance

Engage the plate rack large to small then the confirm target.

by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025

Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

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by ['-confirm(1)-'] May 1, 2021

Confirmation theory

Not to be confused with the study.

When you come up with a theory for a subjects that shares or identifies similar aspects, of which imply another theory. This theory confirms another, in logic with what’s been expressed, whether directly or indirectly.

Symbolic in relation. Hint of mutuality. Sarcasm marked.

Larry - “The time doesn’t shoot too far out as he loops further, I think he gets killed in the end.”

Tom- “That would make sense why blood stains appear later in the loops as he keeps looping further. Cool confirmation theory.”

Larry-“Stfu Tom! That’s not gonna happen.”

by 1ksoss February 22, 2024

Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 20, 2023