Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.

John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.

by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020

Confetti

Is a great friend when it comes to giving suggestions and ideas.
Doesn’t let you go the boring “flower and chocolates” route with its super pretty and useful gift boxes.

Always available for you when you're confused or running out of time.

Looking for a last minute gift? Just Confetti it!

by thebestgifter November 24, 2021

Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.

It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!

by Coondog22 July 27, 2024

colburn confetti

Scratchcard scratchings

Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

The Confetti Zone

A generic term that can be use to describe who you love, how you love, and who arouses you in any way that isn't heteronormative.

"Ally thinks she wants to date women now. "
"She's gay?"
"I think she's exploring. I guess she's in the confetti zone."

"Jamie keeps trying to kiss girls when she's drunk."
"Isn't she married to a dude?"
"Yea, but I think she's in the Confetti Zone."

by Juliathemermaid April 15, 2023

Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021

Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!

“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”

by katvond16 September 29, 2021