concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008

concretehead

Someone who stubbornly refuses to accept reality, when it's staring them in the face.

Look jaye, I keep telling you the moon's not made of green cheese, but you won't accept it - you're a concretehead!

by xerxes77 December 12, 2012

Concrete finisher

And on then on the 8th day God created the concrete finisher, takes real men to keep America pumping during hard times, wind, rain, sleet, snow these guys are away from there family’s just busting there ass to make a living for their families

Concrete finishers are bad motherfuckers

by Jdjjdjjd March 20, 2020

portland concrete

When your cock gets harder than a turnbuckle

I was laying some portland concrete at my girlfriend steves house yesterday.

by god.hates.f.a.g.s. February 10, 2019

Roman Concrete

When two or more Italian men ejaculate repeatedly in a pile, then wait 28 days for full curing time to harden

It’s estimated that it took 15,000 yards of Roman concrete to build the colosseum.

by Sweet baby bob March 10, 2023

conceited asshole

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.

Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 28, 2015

Conceited

to be proud of oneself, commonly known as a Tanya.

Wow look at all those pictures she takes of herself.
Dude, she is so conceited!
no wonder her name is Tanya!

by Mariah Posey August 24, 2017