Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.
I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.
by Flavor Flav May 05, 2014
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Concert Brain

'Concert brain' is something that occurs any time between a day before a concert to the day after a concert. It Involves songs by the performer(s) being stuck in your head and/or wanting to dance or imitate the dance moves performed by the performer(s). Effects may vary from person to person.
Friend: "That Imagine Dragons concert yesterday was amazing"
Friend2: "Yeah! I haven't stopped listening to their CD! I think I still have Concert Brain"
by BubblyButton July 05, 2015
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Showerhead Concert

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!
by Chris9234 November 04, 2013
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Jimmy Concert

A gathering with way too many dudes and not enough females, a.k.a a sausage party
Man, I was gonna go to that party at the TKE house, but once I got there I realized it was a total jimmy concert.
by JoeMama888 May 17, 2018
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Concert Resume

n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.
by ke1v3y May 23, 2010
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Concert Rules

Ten rules for going to a concert whether it be at a local to a semi bigger show to a freaking mega show in an arena or something. True fact is that everyone has broken one of these rules

1) Never wear the shirt of any band that is playing that night whether it be there current band or any of the members old band.

2) Always wear DEODERANT!

3) Girls never dance unless your willing to get hurt.

4) If your under 12 do not attent.

5) Wear your belt tight. No one wants to see your chonies

6) Do not sing the harmonies with the PA system between band sets.

7) Do not bring your parents.

8) Do not talk to the bands while they are setting up. You have enough time after the show to do so. They are not going anywhere.

9)Do not sing louder then the band

10) TEACH THESE RULES TO YOUR FELLOW SHOW BUDDIES!
(Kid is wearing an Underoath shirt to an Underoath show!)
You:"Dude! You are breaking Concert Rule #1!"

Kid: I didnt know there was such thing as concert rules!
by Builiards over Broadway December 11, 2008
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Concert Band

We have Concert Band rehersal today.
by Band Geek February 04, 2003
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